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29 Funny longer quotes

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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