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17 Funny longer quotes

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

1 day ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

3 days ago

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

2 months ago

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

2 months ago

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

2 months ago

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

2 months ago

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

3 months ago

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

3 months ago

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

3 months ago

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

3 months ago

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

3 months ago

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

3 months ago

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

3 months ago

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

3 months ago

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

3 months ago