It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Commentary:
"Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"

No matter how sad their story is, don't let anybody move into your house.

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed"

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Commentary:
🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

It's just a matter of time until they add "syndrome" after my name.

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Commentary:
"Looks like our friend here is actively collecting enough quirks to build their own syndrome! 🤪 Watch out, world – the 'Accidental Delight Syndrome' is coming soon! 😂👀"

Doesn't matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Commentary:
Well, well, well! Someone's got jokes! 🤣 Who knew courtroom drama could be so entertaining? Your Honor better watch out – we've got a comedian in the house! 🎭

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Commentary:
"Love knows no boundaries… or bathroom doors apparently! 🚪🚿❤️But hey, at least it's the thought that counts, right? 😅 #LoveIsUnexpected"

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of our complex brains – caught between apathy and anxiety! 🤔💭 It's like we're starring in a never-ending sitcom called "The Mind Games." 😂 #Overthinking101 🧠🙈

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn't matter!

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Commentary:
🚖💸 "Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn't matter!" – Sounds like someone is ready to make it rain… with witty remarks and not cash! Keep chasing the weekend vibes without breaking the bank, my friend! 🎉💰 #FridayFeeling

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Commentary:
🍏👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ Embracing your 40s is like embarking on a healthcare treasure hunt – collect all the specialists to unlock the next level of adulthood! Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away… but in your case, you might need a whole orchard! 😉 #40sFun #DoctorDrama