43 Funny matter quotes

• All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, breakup, country, country song, hear, humor, leaving, matter, only, self-driving, self-driving vehicle, song, time, truck, vehicle

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  3 weeks ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  4 weeks ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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  1 month ago

  adult, always, being, chore, cleaning, daily, daily chore, day, gone, i, kitchen, matter, never, responsibility, takeout, thing

• Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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  2 months ago

  awareness, communication, enough, honesty, humility, informed, matter, mindset, norm, normalize, opinion, saying, social, social norm, truth

• No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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  2 months ago

  achy, Achy Breaky Heart, bad, bad day, breaky, country, country music, dance, day, heart, humor, just, line, line dance, matter, music, remember, seems, someone

• Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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  2 months ago

  advice, breaking, breaking news, close, colleague, colleagues, discussion, humor, matter, matters, never, news, personal, personal matter, work

• Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedtime, early, found, i, just, matter, morning, motivation, procrastination, sleep, work

• My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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  2 months ago

  am, apparently, back, cat, dissatisfaction, fancy, food, household, humor, i, irony, job, luxury, matter, new, owner, pet, reason, rent, shopping, store, unhappy

• No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, digital, email, humor, internet, link, matter, satire, small, still, technology, unsubscribe

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