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- Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.
- Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.
- No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.
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- Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.
- Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.
- No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.
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