35 Funny matter quotes — Wordgag ツ

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

1 month ago1 month ago

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

1 month ago1 month ago

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

1 month ago1 month ago

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

2 months ago2 months ago

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

2 months ago2 months ago

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

2 months ago2 months ago

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

2 months ago2 months ago

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

2 months ago2 months ago

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

2 months ago2 months ago

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

2 months ago2 months ago

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

2 months ago2 months ago

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

2 months ago2 months ago

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

4 months ago4 months ago

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

5 months ago5 months ago

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Feb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025