17 Funny meetings quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ #OfficeLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Staring into the abyss between meetings, contemplating the deep existential question: Should I refill my coffee cup or take a power nap? ☕😴 #JustAnotherDayInTheOffice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit the 'Meeting Snooze' button a little too often! ⏰💤 Who needs coffee when you've had 60k minutes of meetings to keep you wide awake? ☕️😴 Next time, let's save some trees and send an email instead! 📧🌳 #MeetingOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Missing early morning meetings is an art form 🎨 Who needs alarms when you have natural talent like this? Maybe next time, try setting your alarm to snooze and repeat 5 times, just to keep things interesting 😉⏰ #ProfessionalSleeper"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

  Commentary:
  "From standing out in a crowd to blending in at dull meetings – who knew adulting came with such plot twists? 🤷‍♂️ At least you can brag about your versatility, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs ☕️. Let's gather 'round and strategically plan how to strategically plan our next meeting. Productivity? Who's she? 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"

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