28 Funny meetings quotes

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  1 week ago

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• Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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• May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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• “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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• Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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• I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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  1 week ago

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• Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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  activity, concert, concerts, coworker, coworkers, excuse, fun, fun activity, humor, i, meeting, meetings, need, save, talk, telling, today, voice, weekend, work

• Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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  2 weeks ago

  being, business, communication, great, held, hostage, humor, meetings, office, work

• Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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  2 weeks ago

  connection, contact, distraction, essential, eye, eye contact, finding, humor, meetings, person, strategy, stupid, survival, workplace

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