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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Making waves on Reddit:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Just landed via Instagram:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Trending via Reddit:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Just landed via Twitch:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on X:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Funny mood quotes offer a humorous perspective on the rollercoaster of emotions we all experience! 🌟😂 Whether you’re feeling on top of the world or just trying to navigate a grumpy day, these quotes bring a lighthearted touch to every mood. Embrace the laughter and find joy in the ups and downs with these witty and entertaining quotes that capture the essence of our ever-changing moods. 😄🎭

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Seen just now on Messenger:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Breaking via TikTok:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Spotted on Facebook:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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