Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Dec 27, 2025

3,605

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Trending via Telegram:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Just landed via Threads:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Spotted on WeChat:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Just shared via Slack:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Live now on Discord:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Just landed via X:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Going viral on Twitch:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Home » Funny Mood Quotes

101 Funny mood quotes

Funny mood quotes offer a humorous perspective on the rollercoaster of emotions we all experience! 🌟😂 Whether you’re feeling on top of the world or just trying to navigate a grumpy day, these quotes bring a lighthearted touch to every mood. Embrace the laughter and find joy in the ups and downs with these witty and entertaining quotes that capture the essence of our ever-changing moods. 😄🎭

New funny mood quotes 👇

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

0

1 week ago

again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe
Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

0

2 weeks ago

better, cheese, comfort, comfort food, cooking, feeling, feeling feral, feral, food, mac, mac and cheese, mood
Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

0

2 weeks ago

bit, Earth, enjoyment, entertainment, humor, just, life, little, living, mood, music, survival
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

0

4 weeks ago

challenge, control, emotion, emotion control, emotions, extreme, extreme sport, humor, menstruation, mood, mood swings, period, sport, swings, while
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

0

1 month ago

booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy
“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

0

1 month ago

alone, alone time, favorite, favourite, humor, introvert, life, mood, relaxation, social, social life, state, time, unavailable
“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

0

1 month ago

ask, bad, bad news, feel, feeling, feeling bad, flashlight, health, humor, i, introspection, me, mood, myself, news, question, sarcastic, self-reflection, shit, staring, time, while, why
Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

0

2 months ago

anger, angry, bait, before, frustration, humor, i, me, mood, rage, rage bait, reaction, read, works
I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

0

2 months ago

behavior, breakfast, humor, hunger, i, know, mood, morning
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

0

2 months ago

comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter

For even more funny mood quotes, hit next 👇

All funny mood quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

42 shares on Threads this month:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

4,013

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Live now on X:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Making waves on WeChat:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Spotted on Instagram:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Trending via Reddit:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Trending via Snapchat:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Spotted on Threads:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴