Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.