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4 months ago
Share →: If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious private number caller – the real MVP of avoiding conversations! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Let's give a round of applause to the art of dodging phone calls with a touch of sass. #RespectYourPrivacyButAlsoMyPeace ✌️📵"
5 months ago
Share →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the great equalizer of age – the dreaded airline seating queue priority! Suddenly, those numbers take on a whole new significance as we all anxiously eye each other, wondering who will be the lucky ones to board first. It's like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, except the music is the sound of boarding passes being scanned and the chairs are… well, airplane seats. Age may just be a number, but in that moment, it's the number that determines
5 months ago
Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
6 months ago
Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged
6 months ago
Share →: Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Commentary:
Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever
6 months ago
Share →: “Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Commentary:
"🎉 Age is just a number! Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel… and that number keeps increasing faster than my internet speed 🐢💨😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
6 months ago
Share →: Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️‍♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"
6 months ago
Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Commentary:
"Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"