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18 Funny obsession quotes

Funny obsession quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those quirky fixations we all secretly have 🤪💭 Whether it’s a love for midnight snacks or binge-watching shows 📺🍕, these witty lines turn our little habits into hilarious moments. Ready to embrace your funny side and giggle at the things you just can’t get enough of? Let’s dive into some obsession-worthy humor! 😂🔥

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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