28 Funny obsession quotes

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  2 weeks ago

  ask, client, clients, hard, health, humor, mental, mental health, obsession, over, people, picture, pictures, psychology, struggle, therapist

• Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, book, bro, humor, irony, last, obsession, read, reading, storytelling, tech, tech bro

• The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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  3 weeks ago

  67, 69, economic, economic humor, humor, indicator, joke, number, number play, obsession, play, recession, turning

• Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkwardness, cool, crush, ever, humor, just, love, obsession, over, person, relationship, sex, tried, unrequited, unrequited love

• All I think about is death and sex.

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  3 weeks ago

  dark, dark humor, death, humor, i, mind, obsession, sex, think, thought

• Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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  1 month ago

  am, doing, done, going, humor, i, just, keep, literally, motivation, obsession, productivity, self-improvement, stuff, unfortunately, woman

• I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, communication, content, done, extra, extra content, humor, i, media, obsession, oh, online, online behavior, second, social, social media, thought, tweet, Tweets, unnecessary

• Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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  2 months ago

  boys, cheating, disgusting, dog, dogs, humor, island, life, love, Love Island, me, obsession, real, real life, women

• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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  2 months ago

  1, day, funny request, hour, humor, i, jealousy, love, me, need, obsession, possessiveness, relationship, request, think, thinking, time, yourself

• Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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  2 months ago

  escape, fly, flying, frustration, grow, humor, irony, obsession, peeve, pet, pet peeve, pretending, room

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