14 Funny obsession quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

  Commentary:
  I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

  Commentary:
  Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃‍♂️💭"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

  Commentary:
  Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳

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