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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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