143 Funny phone quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

  Commentary:
  "When my phone rings, I panic like it's a fire drill… aren't phones just for memes? 📞➡️🙅‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using my one phone call to call Santa.

  Commentary:
  "Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

  Commentary:
  "Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

  Commentary:
  📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

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