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Funny phone quotes

Sep 22
Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
Sep 22
Share →: The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.
Sep 22
Share →: Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.
Sep 22
Share →: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.
Sep 22
Share →: Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
Sep 22
Share →: Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
Sep 22
Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
Sep 22
Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
Sep 22
Share →: Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
Sep 22
Share →: So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.