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41 Funny reason quotes

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

2 weeks ago

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

1 month ago

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

1 month ago

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

1 month ago

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

1 month ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

1 month ago

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

2 months ago

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

2 months ago

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

3 months ago

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

3 months ago

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

3 months ago

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

3 months ago

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

3 months ago

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

3 months ago

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

3 months ago