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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.
Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.
The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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17 hours ago
Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Commentary:
"Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"
7 days ago
Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Commentary:
"Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Commentary:
"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Commentary:
"Feeling cute, might plot world domination later 😈🤔 #EvilEra"
1 month ago
Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Commentary:
"Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you're memorable! 😄🚫😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Commentary:
"Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
2 months ago
Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Commentary:
🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻