Funny quotes reason

39 Funny reason quotes

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025