89 Funny reason quotes

• Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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  2 weeks ago

  game, games, gaming, having, humor, i, live, love, man, reason, reason to live, shoutout, video, video game

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  4 weeks ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

• There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, humor, irony, never, people, people pleaser, pleaser, pleasing, reason, social, social behavior

• There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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  2 months ago

  advice, airplane, bored, boredom, conversation, flying, funny advice, interaction, life, next, passenger, person, reason, social, social interaction, story, storytelling, tell, time, travel

• It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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  2 months ago

  assume, assumption, boss, employee, employees, humor, insane, job, motivation, office, paycheck, reason, truly, work, working

• People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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  2 months ago

  ask, getting, grok, humor, intelligence, minute, people, question, reason, sarcasm, society, true, truth

• I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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  2 months ago

  dating, fun, humor, marriage, marry, reason, relationship, secret, secret reason, third

• When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  day, death, die, early, hope, humor, i, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, reason, work

• Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, biology, bit, body, chemistry, chemistry lab, emotion, feel, feeling, human, lab, little, me, meat, nervous, pretty, reason, simply

• I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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  2 months ago

  after, am, anxiety, embarrassed, embarrassment, i, life, media, posting, reason, self-consciousness, social, social media, why

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