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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Trending via Instagram:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Trending via Messenger:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Going bananas on Facebook:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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63 shares on Discord this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

27 shares on X this month:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

50 shares on X this month:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

My middle finger salutes you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Making waves on Threads:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Spotted on Facebook:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Breaking via X:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Live now on Instagram:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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