Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1872 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,034

Funny Quotes Topics

14,821

Funny Quotes Images

12,034

Updated

5 seconds ago

Users Online

3,454

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Making waves on Threads:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Just shared via Discord:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Just landed via Facebook:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Just landed via Messenger:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Trending via TikTok:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Making waves on Slack:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Home » Funny Side Quotes » Page 4

31 Funny side quotes

More funny side quotes 👇

For even more funny side quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny side quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1872 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,034

Funny Quotes Topics

14,821

Funny Quotes Images

12,034

Updated

5 seconds ago

Users Online

3,433

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Going viral on Slack:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Breaking via YouTube:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Live now on Snapchat:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Making waves on Twitch:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Spotted on Facebook:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Broadcasted on Discord:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Trending via Reddit:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Just landed via Threads:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Just landed via X:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴