33 Funny sit quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
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  5 months ago

  View →: At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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