Funny quotes sit

27 Funny sit quotes

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

4 days ago

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

1 month ago

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

3 months ago

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

3 months ago

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

3 months ago

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

3 months ago

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

3 months ago

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

3 months ago

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

3 months ago

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

3 months ago

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

3 months ago

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

3 months ago

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

3 months ago

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

3 months ago

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

3 months ago

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

3 months ago

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

3 months ago

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

3 months ago

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

3 months ago

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

3 months ago