73 Funny sit quotes

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  4 days ago

  boredom, Christmas, Christmas morning, cop, cops, enforcement, excited, family, gun, hell, highway, holiday, hours, humor, ignore, law, law enforcement, morning, radar, radar gun, sit, traffic, wake

• Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, driving, green, green light, hours, humor, i, light, marriage, me, patience, relationship, sit, stoplight, tell, waiting

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  3 weeks ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, bad, bad news, clean, cleaning, humor, i, irony, just, love, news, procrastination, sit, Victorian, Victorian widow, waiting, whole, widow

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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  2 months ago

  activity, balcony, bird, birds, cat, coffee, companion, course, every, funny interaction, i, interaction, me, morning, outdoor, outdoor activity, pet, pet companion, routine, say, sit, watch, yes

• I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, couch, dressed, getting, getting ready, hate, i, idiot, impatience, overprepared, ready, sit, too, wait, waiting

• The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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  2 months ago

  after, alley, back, bowling, bowling alley, bumper, embarrassment, except, game, humor, i, knock, me, pin, shame, sit, walk, walk of shame, walking, zero, zero pin

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

• I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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  2 months ago

  age, i, place, sit, somewhere, thing, where

• Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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  2 months ago

  contemplate, existence, live, mindfulness, miracle, nature, nostalgia, nothing, oh, relaxation, seashore, simpler, simpler time, sit, time, times

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