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26 Funny sit quotes

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025