I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. Posted on6 hours ago
A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second. Posted on16 hours ago
I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house. Posted on20 hours ago
I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead. Posted on1 day ago
Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Posted on1 day ago
I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. Posted on1 day ago