25 Funny speak quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

  Commentary:
  "That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

  Commentary:
  When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

  Commentary:
  "Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so now we're taking gardening advice from the flowers, huh? 🌼🌺 I guess it's time for a petal-to-petal conversation! 🌸🌻 Let's hope they don't stem you wrong! 🌱😄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

  Commentary:
  "Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"

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