Funny quotes speak

20 Funny speak quotes

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

2 weeks ago

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

4 weeks ago

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

1 month ago

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

2 months ago

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

2 months ago

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

2 months ago

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

3 months ago

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

3 months ago

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

3 months ago

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

3 months ago

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

3 months ago

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

3 months ago

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

3 months ago

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

3 months ago

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

3 months ago

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

3 months ago

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

3 months ago

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

3 months ago

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

3 months ago