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6 months ago
Share →: If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Commentary:
🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"
6 months ago
Share →: I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Commentary:
"Raised by hyenas? No wonder your jokes are wild! 🦁🤣 They say laughter is the best medicine, but I hope you didn't have to resort to hyena tactics just to get a good meal! 🍗😂"
6 months ago
Share →: When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Commentary:
"Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? 🧀🗡️ Let's hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Commentary:
"Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"
6 months ago
Share →: If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Commentary:
Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟‍♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!
6 months ago
Share →: One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Commentary:
"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟‍♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"
6 months ago
Share →: If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Commentary:
"That's one way to ensure a peaceful elevator ride! 🍽️🚪😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Commentary:
"Looks like the coast is clear! We made it through Y2K unscathed 😅🎉 Time to dust off those emergency supplies and rejoin civilization! #SurvivedY2K"
6 months ago
Share →: My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Commentary:
"Well, at least 'The Walking Dead' taught us a practical survival tip: when the zombies come knocking, don't worry about the expiration date on those canned beans 🧟‍♂️🥫 Just pray they're still edible and won't turn you into a member of the undead pantry patrol! 😂 #ApocalypseDining"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Commentary:
"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"