27 Funny survival quotes

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My main takeaway from 'The Walking Dead' is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025