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Funny third quotes

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025