Commentary:
🌟 Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting the benefits of Ozempic but not quite ready to commit to the whole strict diet and exercise routine. 🍔🏋️♂️ Maybe there's a mysterious third option involving magical chocolate that burns calories while you eat it? 🍫✨ Or perhaps a gym where the weights lift themselves? 💪😅 Oh, the search for that elusive shortcut continues! 🕵️♂️
Funny third quotes
The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.
Commentary:
"Forgiveness can be like a rollercoaster ride 🎢 – the first time with love is all warm and fuzzy, the second with hope is like riding a small bump, but the third time with stupidity… well, you might as well be riding the loop-de-loop! 🤪 Let's hope we all learn our lesson before getting dizzy! 🌀"
No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
Commentary:
"Playing referee in a couple's fight is like trying to breakdance in a minefield – you're bound to step on some explosive emotions 💥🕺 Better to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show from a safe distance! 🍿😅"
Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉"