Funny third quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴‍♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you're there, but you're definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you're getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

  Commentary:
  🌟 Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting the benefits of Ozempic but not quite ready to commit to the whole strict diet and exercise routine. 🍔🏋️‍♂️ Maybe there's a mysterious third option involving magical chocolate that burns calories while you eat it? 🍫✨ Or perhaps a gym where the weights lift themselves? 💪😅 Oh, the search for that elusive shortcut continues! 🕵️‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

  Commentary:
  "Forgiveness can be like a rollercoaster ride 🎢 – the first time with love is all warm and fuzzy, the second with hope is like riding a small bump, but the third time with stupidity… well, you might as well be riding the loop-de-loop! 🤪 Let's hope we all learn our lesson before getting dizzy! 🌀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

  Commentary:
  "Playing referee in a couple's fight is like trying to breakdance in a minefield – you're bound to step on some explosive emotions 💥🕺 Better to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show from a safe distance! 🍿😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉"

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