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  • I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

    Commentary:
    “Well, looks like someone misunderstood the concept of ‘playtime’… Maybe they were picturing a very different kind of toy 😉 Pro tip: always clarify expectations before expecting a game night! 🎲🧩🎮”

  • My brain is 80% song lyrics.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like my brain is stuck on the ‘repeat’ setting! 🎵🔄 Can someone please pass me the mental DJ to switch up the playlist? #EarwormParty”

  • My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – let’s start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂”

  • I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old wisdom of money… always a hot topic! 💰💸 It seems some things never change, just like the eternal battle between wanting to save money and wanting to spend it all in one go! 😅💸 #MoneyTalks”

  • Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

    Commentary:
    “Being right is its own reward, but having the satisfaction of proving the doubters wrong is just the cherry on top! 🍒💪 #CrazyGenius”

  • At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the ‘Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics’ 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint”

  • You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes”

  • This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

    Commentary:
    “2021: The year that made us all go ‘wait, what?!’ 🤯 Who knew the impossible could become reality? 🙃 #PlotTwist2021”

  • Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

    Commentary:
    “Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it’s a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud”

  • Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

    Commentary:
    “Well, that’s one way to fast-track a relationship to ‘exit’ mode! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs a crystal ball when you’ve already got a clear vision of your future without them? 😂 Better luck next time in the roommate lottery! 🤷‍♀️🔮”

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