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4 months ago
Share →: My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Commentary:
"Waking up in the morning be like… 'not again' 🤦‍♂️🤣 Sounds like someone isn't a morning person! Just hit that snooze button and pretend it's not happening 💤😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"
5 months ago
Share →: My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive mind – known to wander off on spontaneous adventures, leaving behind a trail of forgotten thoughts and lost ideas. One can only hope it returns with a thrilling tale or at least a souvenir from its escapades in the great unknown of forgetfulness!
5 months ago
Share →: For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Commentary:
🎁💝 "This Valentine's Day, giving your partner a shirt they haven't worn in years is the ultimate power move! It's not just recycling, it's a thoughtful reminder of their fashion choices. Who knew re-gifting could be so romantic? Double the thought, double the love! ❤️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Commentary:
Oh, the endless possibilities of a good haircut! 💇‍♂️ If only sleek locks could unlock the secret to a perfect existence… 💭💇‍♀️ Alas, it seems we must navigate life's twists and turns with our wild tresses and unruly manes! 😄 #HairGoals #LifeChangesWithAHaircut
5 months ago
Share →: I overthink, therefore I am.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day philosopher! 🤔💭 "I overthink, therefore I am." Sounds like Descartes with a side of anxiety. Don't worry, you're not the only one caught in a thought spiral. Just remember, sometimes it's better to just go with the flow and let your brain take a break! 😅🧠 #OverthinkingIsMyCardio
5 months ago
Share →: You are my favorite dirty thought.

Commentary:
"Ah, love is in the air…along with a hint of mischief! 😉💭 Dirty thoughts make the heart grow fonder, they say. Just remember to keep it PG-13, or at least try to! 😜💋"
5 months ago
Share →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Commentary:
"Why finish one thought when there's a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! 🐴👶 Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" 🤣 #CentaursGotCentaurProblems
5 months ago
Share →: I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone got the wrong memo on what Game of Thrones is really about 💩🚽 Maybe it's just a different kind of battle they're fighting for the throne! 🤣 #GameOfThrones #ThroneStruggles"