58 Funny us quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I told ChatGPT about us.

  Commentary:
  "Just hope it doesn't spill the beans to Skynet! 🤖🤫🌐"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! 💧🎀 #PlasticFantastic"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

  Commentary:
  "Do clouds ever look down on us and say, 'This one is shaping up to be a real drizzle!'? ☁️😆💦"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my new privacy policy only shares memes and bad jokes 😂🔒 #KeepingItPrivate"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

  Commentary:
  Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

  Commentary:
  "Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so the people who find you 'hilarious' must be on a lunch break or stuck in traffic 🤔🚗. Let me know if you want me to call them in for some comic relief! 😄"

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