44 Funny us quotes

And is your "sparkling personality" in the room with us now?

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

It's important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it's how many of us became parents.

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

It's messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025