69 Funny us quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

  Commentary:
  Imagine paying for virtual stickers when you could be buying *real* stickers instead 🎨😂👾

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

  Commentary:
  Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

  Commentary:
  Having a personal privacy policy sounds like a genius move to avoid small talk! 😂🔒🤐

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

  Commentary:
  Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹‍♂️📈😅

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  7 days ago

  Share →: My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

  Commentary:
  Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"

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