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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Commentary:
"Finally, an app for those 'Ah, sweet romantic love…' moments… and also for the 'Honey, did you take out the trash?' chats. 💬💍 #MaritalBliss #HusbandDuties"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Commentary:
Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Commentary:
Looks like even heaven isn't safe from those pesky app downloads! 😂📱 Maybe there's an eternity of software updates waiting for us on the other side! 🌟 #HeavenlyApps #EternalDownloads
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Bruise Detective' app – for those moments when you wake up with a bruise and can't remember if you're a secret ninja or just clumsy 🕵️‍♂️💥 Mystery solved, one bruise at a time! #BruiseDetective"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Commentary:
"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Commentary:
"Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there's a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Commentary:
Well, if we're looking for silver linings here, at least the Netflix app did its job and displayed the movie in color! 🌈🎥 Who needs engaging plot lines or compelling characters when you've got a functional app, am I right? 😅 #Priorities
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Commentary:
🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪