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12 Funny board quotes

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025