21 Funny board quotes

• Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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  4 hours ago

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• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  2 months ago

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• I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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  2 months ago

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• You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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  2 months ago

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• Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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  2 months ago

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• The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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  2 months ago

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• Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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  2 months ago

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• Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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  2 months ago

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• I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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  2 months ago

  action, action figure, activity, board, board game, disappointment, expectation, figure, fun, fun activity, game, games, humor, i, me, play, puzzle, relationship, thought, wanted

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