Funny quotes board

12 Funny board quotes

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

1 month ago

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

2 months ago

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

3 months ago

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

3 months ago

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

3 months ago

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

3 months ago

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

3 months ago

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

3 months ago

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

3 months ago

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

3 months ago

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

3 months ago

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

3 months ago