52 Funny broke quotes

• I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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  2 hours ago

  broke, got, i, money, responsibility

• I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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  5 hours ago

  broke, contrast, eat, food, humor, i, lifestyle, money, rich, travel

• Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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  10 hours ago

  2, 6, alone, am, being, broke, day, debt, everything, faith, humor, man, men, optimism, sleep, stay, stereotype, still, wake, wake up, work

• Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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  1 day ago

  breakup, broke, celebrity, fame, girl, girls, group, lesbianism, money, music, music group, over, relationship, rumor, spice, Spice Girl

• Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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  1 week ago

  40s, adulthood, age, allowed, broke, college, college kid, grow, humor, kid, kids, lifestyle, living, middle, middle age, millennial, millennials, never, still, young, youth

• I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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  1 week ago

  asked, broke, earn, family, game, humor, husband, i, joke, just, money, Monopoly, relationship, want

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  1 month ago

  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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  1 month ago

  bank, being, broke, charge, fee, finance, going, humor, irony, money

• Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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  2 months ago

  being, broke, hatred, humor, i, just, money, motivation, nothing, passion, pure, work

• Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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  2 months ago

  before, breakup, broke, communication, computer, computers, friend, friendship, humor, mutual, mutual friend, night, printer, printers, relationship, technology, treat

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