52 Funny broke quotes

• Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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  5 days ago

  40s, adulthood, age, allowed, broke, college, college kid, grow, humor, kid, kids, lifestyle, living, middle, middle age, millennial, millennials, never, still, young, youth

• I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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  5 days ago

  asked, broke, earn, family, game, humor, husband, i, joke, just, money, Monopoly, relationship, want

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  6 days ago

  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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  6 days ago

  bank, being, broke, charge, fee, finance, going, humor, irony, money

• Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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  6 days ago

  being, broke, hatred, humor, i, just, money, motivation, nothing, passion, pure, work

• Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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  6 days ago

  before, breakup, broke, communication, computer, computers, friend, friendship, humor, mutual, mutual friend, night, printer, printers, relationship, technology, treat

• Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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  6 days ago

  book, broke, budget, clean, cleaning, everyone, financial, humor, money, pile, purse, receipt, spending, tiny, together, why

• Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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  6 days ago

  activity, boys, broke, budget-friendly, friendship, group, group activity, humor, iced, iced matcha, matcha, me, photography, pictures, take, taking

• Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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  6 days ago

  broke, greeting, heart, heartbreak, humor, know, name, relationship

• Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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  7 days ago

  beat, beating, broke, everywhere, found, harder, home, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, nothing, robbery, search, telling, thief, work, yesterday

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