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  • One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔”

  • There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

    Commentary:
    “With all this money floating around, my wallet’s practicing social distancing! 💸🤣”

  • Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

    Commentary:
    “Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn’t want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration”

  • I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night’s sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we’d reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌”

  • I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

    Commentary:
    Oh no, sounds like a “cracking” experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it’s time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉

  • If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

    Commentary:
    “If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. It’s like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I’m broke!”

  • If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

    Commentary:
    “If you can’t handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don’t deserve me at my avocado toast splurges.”

  • Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

    Commentary:
    🤑💸 When Ludacris drops financial advice, you better listen up! Who knew his words could be so life-changing? 💰💃 Looks like staying home is the new trend now, courtesy of one legendary rap lyric! 🏠😂 #BrokeButContent

  • Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s setting the bar too high for themselves in 2022! 🤣 Time to embrace that natural charisma and just roll with it. Who needs resolutions when you’re naturally a jaw-dropper, right? 😉

  • Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

    Commentary:
    “Congratulations on achieving this incredible milestone! 🏆 Who knew that living every day would be your special talent? 😆 Keep breaking those records, one day at a time! 🎉 #LivingMyBestLife”

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