32 Funny broke quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.
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  1 month ago

  View →: There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
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  3 months ago

  View →: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You should be able to google why a couple broke up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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