35 Funny broke quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

  Commentary:
  Starting the day with a side of dizziness and a sprinkle of existential dread, served fresh at sunrise! 🍽️🤪💸

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

  Commentary:
  "When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

  Commentary:
  "When even my piggy bank sends me 'IOU' notes 🐷💸😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

  Commentary:
  "With all this money floating around, my wallet's practicing social distancing! 💸🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

  Commentary:
  "If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

  Commentary:
  "If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."

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