40 Funny city quotes

• If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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  animal, city, humor, i, live, lived, Moscow, mouse, pun, think, wordplay

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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  change, city, city life, good, humor, i, life, life change, me, miserable, misery, move, need, new, New York, sarcasm, think, york

• Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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  Batman, billionaire, bruce, Bruce Wayne, candidate, candidates, city, crime, election, elections, favor, gotham, Gotham City, politics, rigging, simply, superhero, wayne, why

• So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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  actually, city, cool, everyone, humor, new, New York, opinion, sarcasm, stupid, york

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  attraction, best, brand, city, city life, daily, daily life, dating, day, every, hot, hot woman, hottest, humor, life, literally, new, NYC, single, woman

• Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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  after, artist, bartender, city, concert, flirt, humor, interaction, liked, most, show, social, social interaction, thinking

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  addiction, city, crack, date, drunk, getting, humor, joke, life, love, nightlife, relationship, say, thing, walkable, walkable city

• Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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  city, Delilah, greeting, new, New York City, orc, question, york

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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  boys, city, culture, even, fantasy, fantasy humor, Gandalf, geek, geek humor, girls, green, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, me, Moria, nope, parody, pop, pop culture, rings, said, satire, take, too, where

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