29 Funny city quotes — Wordgag ツ

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

1 week ago1 week ago

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

2 months ago2 months ago

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

3 months ago3 months ago

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

4 months ago4 months ago

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

4 months ago4 months ago

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

5 months ago5 months ago

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

5 months ago5 months ago

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

6 months ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

6 months ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Feb 25, 2025Feb 25, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Feb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Jan 29, 2025

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Jan 27, 2025

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Jan 27, 2025