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1 week ago
Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Commentary:
"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"
1 month ago
Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Commentary:
🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
2 months ago
Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
2 months ago
Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
3 months ago
Share →: Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Commentary:
🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪
3 months ago
Share →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of long-distance love… I mean, family relationships! 🏙️💖 Who needs daily drama when you can have a loving clan just a plane ride away? 🛫😄 It's all about that perfect balance of closeness and distance, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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"Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"
4 months ago
Share →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don't you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂"
4 months ago
Share →: People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Commentary:
"Looks like urban planning took a 'stairway to heaven' and left rock and roll behind! 🎸🌆 Who knew concrete could be so uncool? Maybe they're too busy paving paradise to put up a parking lot! 🎶🚗"
4 months ago
Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"