36 Funny city quotes

• So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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  11 hours ago

  actually, city, cool, everyone, humor, new, New York, opinion, sarcasm, stupid, york

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, artist, bartender, city, concert, flirt, humor, interaction, liked, most, show, social, social interaction, thinking

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, city, crack, date, drunk, getting, humor, joke, life, love, nightlife, relationship, say, thing, walkable, walkable city

• Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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  2 months ago

  city, Delilah, greeting, new, New York City, orc, question, york

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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  2 months ago

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• I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, city, comedy, humor, i, jealousy, luxury, money, much, satire, sex, show, TV, TV Show, upset, watch

• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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  2 months ago

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• “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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  2 months ago

  city, different, here, hours, humor, i, living, myself, observation, relocation, said, travel

• Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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  2 months ago

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