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19 Funny city quotes

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

2 weeks ago

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

4 weeks ago

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

1 month ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

1 month ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

2 months ago

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

2 months ago

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

2 months ago

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

3 months ago

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

3 months ago

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

3 months ago

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

3 months ago

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

3 months ago

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

3 months ago

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

3 months ago

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

3 months ago

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

3 months ago

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

3 months ago

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

3 months ago

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

3 months ago