25 Funny city quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

  Commentary:
  Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

  Commentary:
  🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of long-distance love… I mean, family relationships! 🏙️💖 Who needs daily drama when you can have a loving clan just a plane ride away? 🛫😄 It's all about that perfect balance of closeness and distance, am I right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

  Commentary:
  "Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"

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