13 Funny consumer quotes

• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  1 week ago

  advertising, behavior, consumer, consumer behavior, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, man, marketing, prove, sales, sales strategy, sell, show, something, strategy, using, want, woman, women

• Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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  1 week ago

  ad, ads, age, attention, balance, consumer, demographic, digital, digital age, flow, humor, let, marketing, pay, personalized, personalized ad, soul, spirituality, through, touch

• Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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  1 week ago

  Amazon, business, consumer, delivery, humor, i, me, none, oh, online, online shopping, package, please, self-awareness, shopping, tell, tracking, year

• I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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  1 week ago

  before, black, Black Friday, consumer, deal, deals, discount, Friday, humor, i, item, just, love, price, sale, shopping, tariff, tariffs, year

• If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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  1 week ago

  automation, cashier, cashiers, consumer, consumer price, debate, economy, living, living wage, paying, price, prices, retail, self-checkout, wage, wage debate, why

• By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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  1 week ago

  actually, agreement, bulb, collective, collective agreement, consumer, consumer experience, exaggeration, expectation, experience, humor, just, last, led, LED bulb, let, lifespan, lightbulb, reality, slide, technology

• My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, buying, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, humor, indecision, never, online, online shopping, procrastination, retail, retail therapy, shopping, therapy, things

• I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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  1 week ago

  advertising, application, beauty, consumer, consumer humor, course, expensive, humor, i, love, luxury, luxury products, products, sarcasm, say, skincare

• I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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  2 weeks ago

  25, Aldi, bargain, behavior, believe, buy, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, deal, even, good, humor, i, impulse, impulse buy, just, pass, shopping, shopping cart, still, too, unexpected, unexpected use

• “I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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  3 weeks ago

  acceptable, consumer, consumer rights, depressed, depression, excuse, full, humor, i, reason, refund, retail, return, rights, shopping, should, while

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