27 Funny customer quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity! How dare these customers interrupt our juicy gossip sessions at work! 🙄 Clearly, they need to learn to read the room better 😂 Let's make a 'No Customers Allowed During Tea Time' rule, shall we?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

  Commentary:
  "Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous customer service face slap allowance – because sometimes a well-timed *smack* is worth a thousand words! 💥😂 But hey, let's stick to our delightful smiles and polite responses instead, shall we? 😉 #CustomerServiceChallenges"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Retail Olympics now offering a daily brawl event! 🥊😂 Unleash your inner frustrations and let the customer showdowns begin! Who will take home the gold medal in the 'Can I Speak to Your Manager' category? Stay tuned for the ultimate showdown of patience vs sass! 💥🌟 #CustomerServiceRumble"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

  Commentary:
  "Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️"

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