24 Funny fake quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

  Commentary:
  "Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

  Commentary:
  "When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! 😂🏰🌍 #AccentuateThePositive"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

  Commentary:
  "When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

  Commentary:
  "English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

  Commentary:
  "When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦‍♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mother Nature needs to work on her sound production team! 🌩️🤔 Who's this mysterious thunder button guy and does he have a backup plan for those occasional delays? 😂⏰"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭

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