37 Funny fake quotes

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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  5 hours ago

  again, age, believe, digital, digital age, fake, fake news, i, invention, literacy, live, media, media literacy, never, news, photo, skepticism, technology, timeline, trust, video, where

• When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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  8 hours ago

  dating, fake, fake version, fire, first meeting, humor, impression, man, meet, meeting, personality, relationship, version

• Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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  12 hours ago

  disguise, fake, fake mustache, humor, just, Monday, mustache, Tuesday, weekday

• Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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  19 hours ago

  court, fake, Fake sport, Funny quote, humor, Lorde, music, notice, pickleball, Pickleball Court, pushing, song, sport, tennis, Tennis Court, tired

• I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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  1 day ago

  bet, dumb, even, fake, fake laugh, humor, i, joke, jokes, laugh, relationship, sarcasm

• Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

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  2 weeks ago

  education, fake, glad, humor, i, international, international law, law, legal, legal study, meaningless, sarcasm, seeing, study, studying, time, waste, waste of time

• This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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  3 weeks ago

  acting, bit, fake, humor, i, joke, life, method, method acting, none, performance, real, role-playing, work, working, year

• You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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  2 months ago

  accent, American, American accent, fake, fake accent, humor, language, literally, pronunciation, slang, speech, want

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

  corporate, corporate job, day, email, fake, fake job, home, humor, i, job, jobs, laptop, lazy, lazy work, life, office, office humor, open, outlook, paid, remote, remote work, responding, whatever, where, work, work from home, work life

• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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  2 months ago

  alone, exhausting, exhaustion, fake, fake laugh, humor, interaction, just, laugh, laughing, leave, life, me, mental, mental exhaustion, mentally, office, office life, please, social, social interaction, work

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