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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.
Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.
The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.
I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Commentary:
"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Commentary:
"When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦‍♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀
2 months ago
Share →: Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"
2 months ago
Share →: Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature needs to work on her sound production team! 🌩️🤔 Who's this mysterious thunder button guy and does he have a backup plan for those occasional delays? 😂⏰"
3 months ago
Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Commentary:
🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭
4 months ago
Share →: Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Commentary:
Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions 😬🤐 Nothing like perfecting that "I'm totally listening" expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route 🏃‍♂️💭 It's all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally 😂 #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills
4 months ago
Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Commentary:
"Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Commentary:
"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷‍♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
5 months ago
Share →: My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Commentary:
🤥 "Surprise! Your online friend might just be your real-life accountability buddy in disguise! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, even behind the screen, honesty is the best policy! 😉 #CaughtRedHanded"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Commentary:
Oh, those Apple Watch chatterboxes thinking they're on a secret mission like the Power Rangers 🍎⌚️💬😄 Perhaps they're just rehearsing their superhero lines in front of the mirror!