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4 months ago
Share →: True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Commentary:
"True friends don't judge each other, they save their best critiques for the rest of the world! 👯‍♂️👀 #SquadGoals #FriendshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Commentary:
"Your secrets are totally safe with me 💬🙉 I wasn't even listening, let alone storing them in my mental vault 🤫🔒 Whoops, did I just reveal my impeccable memory skills? 😂 #SelectiveHearing"
4 months ago
Share →: I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!
4 months ago
Share →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
4 months ago
Share →: Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of gravity and friendship – it's like being unfollowed by the laws of physics! Maybe next time gravity wants to break up, it should consider sending a tweet instead."
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic introvert strategy – let the extroverts do all the heavy lifting in the friendship department! Who needs to make friends when you can just get adopted by extroverts and let them do all the work? It's like having your own personal social manager, only with more spontaneous dance parties and karaoke nights. Just remember to thank your extrovert friends for keeping your social calendar full – whether you like it or not!
5 months ago
Share →: A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Commentary:
"Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Commentary:
"Garlic bread: the universal wingman of every meal! 🍞😂 Who knew a carb-loaded delight could be such a smooth operator? It's hard not to get 'gar-licked' when this buttery superstar is around! 😋 #BreadBFFs"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"