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Funny hell quotes

Nov 15
Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
Sep 29
Share →: I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.
Sep 22
Share →: Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.
Sep 22
Share →: Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.
Sep 22
Share →: Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
Sep 22
Share →: It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”
Sep 22
Share →: I’m going to hell in every religion.
Sep 22
Share →: In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
Sep 22
Share →: If you’re going through hell, keep going.
Sep 22
Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.