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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Just shared via YouTube:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Making waves on Messenger:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Going viral on Instagram:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Trending via Pinterest:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Freshly posted on X:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Breaking via TikTok:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Going viral on Messenger:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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83 shares on Slack this month:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

85 shares on X this month:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

99 shares on Threads this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Live now on Telegram:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Spotted on TikTok:

Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Seen just now on Slack:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Breaking via Facebook:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Making waves on WeChat:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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