56 Funny hell quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

  Commentary:
  "Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! 😂👶🔘"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

  Commentary:
  😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

  Commentary:
  "When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

  Commentary:
  "Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems"

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