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5 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
5 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
5 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "What? What? What? Oh, yeah…" maneuver – the universal signal for "I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'm just going to nod and smile anyway." It's the verbal equivalent of doing a little dance to distract from the fact that you're totally lost in the conversation.
5 months ago
Share →: I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Kids have it all figured out, don't they? Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe I should start taking career advice from kindergarteners!"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Commentary:
"Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for a movie that doesn't just peak in the first 10 minutes and slowly spiral into disappointment. Maybe they could call it 'The Neverending Plot Twists' – coming soon to a theater near you…if you dare to sit through it all!"
5 months ago
Share →: Date night idea: fight another couple.

Commentary:
"Looking for a more exciting date night? How about spicing things up by challenging another couple to a friendly battle of wits and charm? 👫💥 Just make sure to agree on rules beforehand, or you might end up with a date night you'll never forget…for all the wrong reasons! 😉 #DoubleTrouble"
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Commentary:
"Why finish one thought when there's a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭"
6 months ago
Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Commentary:
"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"
6 months ago
Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Commentary:
"Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"