86 Funny means quotes

• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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  carrying, energy, God, humor, i, language, meaning, means, meant, misunderstanding, oh, slang, thought, unc, uncle, uncool, weird, word, word meaning

• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year

• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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  bonus, bonus nachos, buenas, buenas no, cargo, cargo short, chip, chips, finding, food, food humor, humor, i, know, means, nachos, only, short, shorts, snack, Spanish, tortilla, tortilla chip

• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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  appearance, astrology, beauty, compliment, humor, interaction, means, pretty, social, social interaction, talk, talking

• Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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  emotion, family, feelings, humor, i, just, know, means, partner, realization, relationship

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

• Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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  3, 3 a.m., a.m., again, am, being, deprivation, getting, ghost, hearing, hoping, humor, just, means, night, noise, parent, parenting, sleep, sleep deprivation, toddler

• Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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  ASAP, attack, confusion, Googling, having, internet, internet search, means, misunderstanding, panic, panic attack, search, stress, urgency

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