88 Funny misunderstanding quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess sometimes silence really isn't golden when it comes to bathroom exhaust fans! 🤫✨ Who knew a little hum could make all the difference in the world of ventilation? Just another reminder that even the most unassuming things can have their moment to shine…or in this case, whirl! 🔇💨😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

  Commentary:
  That awkward moment when you turn on your "I'm listening" face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Anyone who thinks they can see through women probably needs to get their glasses checked 👓🚫🔍. Because let's face it, ladies are like a fabulous mystery wrapped in enigma with a sprinkle of 'try me' attitude 💁‍♀️🔮. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded – good luck with that 😂🧩!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs subtitles when you've got the mumble charm?! 😂 Don't worry, your words might be mumbling but your wit is loud and clear! 🔊 #MumbleGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old confusion between love-making and sock-putting-on activities! 😂 Who says romance is dead when you can have a thrilling sock-fitting session instead? 🧦💕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the innocence of childhood misconceptions! 🍤🍸 Who wouldn't want a tipsy shrimp cocktail, right? Just imagine trying to order one at a fancy restaurant – the looks you'd get! 😄 Cheers to youthful imagination and a future of accurate food and drink knowledge!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they care enough to get it wrong, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they can care a tad more about grammar next time! 😉 #GrammarMatters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"

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