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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.
3 months ago
Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.
3 months ago
Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.
3 months ago
I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.
3 months ago
Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
3 months ago