30 Funny phone call quotes

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, call, called, fox, humor, i, joke, me, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, saw, tell, wife, work

• Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, call, communication, humor, husband, let, me, overuse, phone, phone call, phrase, relationship, said, wait

• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, bank, buyer, call, confirm, department, fraud, having, humor, little, moment, over, past, phone, phone call, purchase, self-examination, treat, truly

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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  adulting, call, communication, even, humor, making, motivation, phone, phone call, procrastination, responsibility, want

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

• I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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  1 month ago

  always, call, case, decide, friend, friends, humor, i, interlude, joke, leave, musician, need, phone, phone call, voicemail

• Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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  2 months ago

  better, call, calls, driving, eating, entertainment, everything, music, Netflix, night, phone, phone call, shower, vibe, watching, why

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