11 Funny phone call quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

  Commentary:
  When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! Press 1 for a good laugh!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

  Commentary:
  Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'?

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

  Commentary:
  "Why talk when you can type a novel? #SilentButChatty"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' "

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using my one phone call to call Santa.

  Commentary:
  "Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! #DearSanta"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? #Cellfie #ArrestGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

  Commentary:
  "Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! #PhoneCallGameStrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of dramatic phone call endings! Now we have to settle for passive-aggressive button taps and virtual *click* noises. Where's the thrill in that? Bring back the satisfaction of a solid slam – it's like therapy for your fingers!

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