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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Trending via TikTok:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Just landed via WeChat:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Funny plan quotes add a twist of humor to life’s unpredictable journey 😂🎢! Whether you’re a meticulous planner or a spontaneous adventurer, these witty one-liners remind us that the best-laid plans often go hilariously astray 🎯🙃. Perfect for lightening the mood when things don’t go as expected, they offer a chuckle and a fresh perspective on life’s little surprises. Dive into these gems and embrace the chaos with a smile 😄✨!

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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Spotted on YouTube:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Just shared via YouTube:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Making waves on WeChat:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Live now on X:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Breaking via Twitch:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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