Funny quotes ride

Funny ride quotes

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

2 months ago

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

2 months ago

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

3 months ago

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

3 months ago

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

3 months ago

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

3 months ago

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

3 months ago

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

3 months ago