17 Funny ride quotes — Wordgag ツ

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

2 months ago2 months ago

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

3 months ago3 months ago

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

3 months ago3 months ago

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

3 months ago3 months ago

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

4 months ago4 months ago

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

5 months ago5 months ago

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Jan 28, 2025

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Jan 24, 2025

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Jan 22, 2025

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Jan 21, 2025

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Jan 21, 2025

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Jan 21, 2025