11 Funny ride quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

  Commentary:
  "Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

  Commentary:
  🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're taking a scenic route through Misunderstanding Valley, but hey, as long as the end destination is the sunset, who cares about the detours! 🌅🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  "I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? 🎥😄 You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! 🤣👽 #MovieMagic"

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