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42 Funny safety quotes

Funny safety quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious topic of staying safe. 🚧😄 From witty remarks about safety gear to playful jabs at safety rules, these quotes bring a smile to the practice of caution. Enjoy a laugh and keep safety light-hearted! 😆🔒

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

2 weeks ago

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

2 weeks ago

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

1 month ago

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

1 month ago

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

1 month ago

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

1 month ago

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

1 month ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

1 month ago

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

2 months ago

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

2 months ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

2 months ago

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

2 months ago

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

3 months ago

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

3 months ago

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

3 months ago

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

3 months ago

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

3 months ago

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

3 months ago

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

3 months ago

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

3 months ago