75 Funny safety quotes

• Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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  2 weeks ago

  accident, accidents, back, car, car insurance, end, give, having, insurance, insurance policy, money, policy, refund, reward, safety, safety reward, should, year

• Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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  3 weeks ago

  buy, buyer, chair, chairs, coming, concern, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, humor, i, marketplace, me, murder, online, online shopping, over, safety, safety concern, sale, shopping, someone

• Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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  4 weeks ago

  bad, blanket, comfort, cozy, happen, humor, just, nothing, protection, remember, safety, under, while

• “NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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  1 month ago

  advice, best, casual, casual tone, dishwasher, dishwasher safe, humor, just, kitchen, ok, safe, safety, tone, warning

• The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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  1 month ago

  glasses, hottest, humor, i, intimacy, place, put, relationship, safe, safety, sex, take

• A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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  2 months ago

  gratitude, humor, keeping, me, quick, safety, shoutout, sidewalk, sidewalks, street, streets, thanks, walking

• Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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  2 months ago

  activity, five, game, humor, irony, people, risk, roulette, Russian, Russian Roulette, safe, safety, six, statistics

• That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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  2 months ago

  dangerously, food, food safety, friend, grasp, humor, loose, loose grasp, safety

• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  2 months ago

  answering, call, cell, cell phone, communication, hitchhiker, humor, joke, number, phone, phone call, picking, safety, stranger, unexpected, unexpected call, unknown, unknown number

• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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  2 months ago

  costume, costume safety, fly, flying, humor, label, labels, safety, superhero, superman, Superman costume, telling, warning, warning label, why

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