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70 Funny safety quotes
Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.
That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.
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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
Iβm so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.
Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.
