47 Funny safety quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

  Commentary:
  "All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

  Commentary:
  "Guess who's not getting behind the wheel on this adventure? 🚗👸 Safety first, folks! Let the passenger princess reign supreme! 👑😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those sneaky little masterminds have cracked the code! 🧒🔓🏡 Who needs a key when you've got determination and bendy little fingers, right? 😄 Just remember, it's all fun and games until they discover your secret stash of chocolate! 🍫 #KidsWillBeKids

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