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40 Funny sports quotes

Funny sports quotes bring a playful twist to the competitive world of athletics! 🏅😂 From witty jabs at sports mishaps to humorous reflections on the trials and triumphs of athletes, these quotes capture the lighter side of sporting endeavors. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh at the game, these funny sports quotes will score a chuckle and add a fun spin to your sports conversations. Enjoy the humor and get ready to laugh out loud! 😄🏆

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

2 weeks ago

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

2 weeks ago

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

3 weeks ago

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

2 months ago

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

2 months ago

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

2 months ago

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

2 months ago

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

3 months ago

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

3 months ago

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

3 months ago

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

3 months ago

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

3 months ago

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

3 months ago

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

3 months ago

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

3 months ago

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

3 months ago

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

3 months ago

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

3 months ago

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago