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58 Funny sports quotes

Funny sports quotes bring a playful twist to the competitive world of athletics! πŸ…πŸ˜‚ From witty jabs at sports mishaps to humorous reflections on the trials and triumphs of athletes, these quotes capture the lighter side of sporting endeavors. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh at the game, these funny sports quotes will score a chuckle and add a fun spin to your sports conversations. Enjoy the humor and get ready to laugh out loud! πŸ˜„πŸ†

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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