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"Guess he's dunking on sin now! ๐๐ #HolyHighJump"
42 Funny sports quotes
Funny sports quotes bring a playful twist to the competitive world of athletics! ๐ ๐ From witty jabs at sports mishaps to humorous reflections on the trials and triumphs of athletes, these quotes capture the lighter side of sporting endeavors. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh at the game, these funny sports quotes will score a chuckle and add a fun spin to your sports conversations. Enjoy the humor and get ready to laugh out loud! ๐๐
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- Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
- After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
- Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
- My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.
- If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
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"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐๐" -
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"Life is just one big game of baseball – some days you're hitting home runs ๐ฆ and other days you're getting fouled out โพ๏ธ. Just remember, even if you're feeling like the ball today, tomorrow you might just become the bat again! ๐" -
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"Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐ #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded" -
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"Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… ๐๐จ At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! ๐ #LifeGoals" -
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Well, who needs a life coach when you've got rejection coming at you left and right? ๐คทโโ๏ธ Looks like even the team didn't want you, but hey, at least you have a great sense of humor to fall back on! ๐ Just think of it as an opportunity to excel in solo sports like napping or Netflix marathons. ๐ Keep that chin up, champ! -
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"Maybe God also has a strict 'no refunds' policy ๐ค๐ ๐ #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith" -
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Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name ๐๐ณ Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes! -
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๐คฃ๐บ When your husband's love for sports gets a little too aggressive, just whip out those tariff threats! Who knew trade negotiations could also be part of marital bliss? ๐ผ๐ #TradeWarsAtHome #SportsVsTariffs -
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"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. ๐คทโโ๏ธโพ๏ธ #EstimationFail"
Top Funny Sports Quotes ๐ฅ
- If I found E.T., I wouldโve developed his jump shot.
- Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.
- A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.
- The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.
- Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.
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