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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Breaking via Slack:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Spotted on Discord:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Trending via Reddit:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Trending via Slack:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Making waves on Threads:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Reported on Slack:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Going viral on Instagram:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Share →: My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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"Looks like this outfit is serving up both luxury and sweetness! 🍫💁‍♀️ Who needs a wardrobe upgrade when you're rocking a chocolate-coated designer look? #FashionGoals #SweetAndStylish"
6 months ago
Share →: She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁‍♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Commentary:
"Fall fashion tip: Master the art of looking chic while secretly snuggling in your 'not-so-obvious' blanket attire 😏🍂 #FashionForward #CozyButMakeItFashion"
6 months ago
Share →: The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Commentary:
Looks like it's that time of year again when women transform into stylish scarves with just a hint of human underneath. 🧣💁‍♀️ Who needs clothes when you can just wrap yourself up in scarves for all occasions, right? Stay toasty and fabulous, ladies! 💃 #ScarfSeasonFashionistas
6 months ago
Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"
6 months ago
Share →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Spotted on Discord:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Live now on X:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Trending via Facebook:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Just shared via Instagram:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Trending via Slack:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Trending via Telegram:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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