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π€£ "To all the haters sending their prayers for my downfall, thanks for making me feel so special! π Keep those good vibes coming, I'm thriving on your attention. π"
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- Sorry Iβm late β I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.
- 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
- I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.
- Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
- Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
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Share β: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.Commentary:
"Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market π₯π Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo π Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? π° #HellboundInvestments" -
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"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! π Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. πββοΈπ¨ #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems" -
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"Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! π€ͺ Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! β³π #FridayFeeling" -
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Ah, the art of self-deception meets the science of emotional manipulation ππ . Just a casual internal game of "Guess Who's the Happy One Today?" starring none other than yourself, the ultimate master of disguise ππ€ΉββοΈ. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, gaslight, gaslight again! ππ¦ #WhosInChargeHere -
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"Ah, the classic midnight ponderings of those adventurous souls who dare to question the very fabric of reality. π€π Just a casual Thursday night pondering the cosmic abyss, no big deal. π #ExistentialCrisisChic" -
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Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! π¦·π It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! ππ #NoseHairAdventures -
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"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure π»π±π¬ #PrioritiesInCheck" -
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Ah, the multitasking mastery of adulthood! π§¦π Why stop at just tying shoes when you can also contemplate the secrets of the universe or solve world hunger, right? π€π Keep reaching for the stars, even from tying your shoelaces! ππ #AdultingGoals -
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Ah, the struggle is real for all of us non-teleporters out here π«π Just imagine the savings on gas, the joy of avoiding rush hour traffic, and the satisfaction of instantly appearing wherever you want like a boss π Who needs teleportation when you've got patience, right? π #TeleportationWoes
Top Funny Thinking Quotes π₯
- Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
- My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
- Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: Weβre going where?
- Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.
- Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.
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