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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

3 months ago

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

3 months ago

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

3 months ago

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

3 months ago

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

3 months ago

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

3 months ago

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

3 months ago

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

3 months ago

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

3 months ago