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4 months ago
Share →: Hold on, let me overthink this.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dilemma of every indecisive person ever! 😅🤔 Just imagine your brain doing acrobatics while you try to make a simple decision. It's like trying to untangle a ball of yarn – while wearing mittens! 🧶🧤 So, hold on tight and let the overthinking Olympics begin! 💭🏅
4 months ago
Share →: If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! 💭💰 Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! 🤑😆"
4 months ago
Share →: And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Commentary:
Well, isn't that the eternal question of life's mysteries – to clean or not to clean? 🤔🧹 Perhaps we should invent self-cleaning houses and save ourselves the trouble! 😅🏠After all, why bother dusting when it magically reappears the next day? #NeverEndingBattle ✨🤷‍♂️
4 months ago
Share →: My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Commentary:
"Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Commentary:
"Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin' in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard"
4 months ago
Share →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"
4 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"
4 months ago
Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!
4 months ago
Share →: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"
4 months ago
Share →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?