45 Funny treat quotes

• The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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  5 days ago

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• Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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  6 days ago

  biting, funny invitation, gingerbread, gingerbread man, heads, holiday, holiday treat, invitation, man, men, snack, sweet, sweet snack, swing, treat

• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  6 days ago

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• People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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  6 days ago

  adulting, age, bribe, child, children, chore, chores, doing, here, humor, just, myself, own, people, raising, self-motivation, treat, treats, trying

• Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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  6 days ago

  before, breakup, broke, communication, computer, computers, friend, friendship, humor, mutual, mutual friend, night, printer, printers, relationship, technology, treat

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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  1 week ago

  advice, buy, cake, celebration, hear, humor, i, indulgence, know, motivation, need, needs, occasion, special, special occasion, treat

• The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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  1 week ago

  account, bank, bank account, care, humor, indulgence, money, phrase, ruined, self, self-care, spending, treat, treat yourself, waistline, yourself

• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  1 week ago

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• It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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  1 week ago

  accident, car, curb, driving, feed, humor, joke, little, okay, sometimes, treat

• May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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  1 week ago

  animals, attitude, behavior, children, courtesy, exactly, humor, kindness, life, manners, patience, respect, same, sarcasm, senior, social, social behavior, store, treat

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