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  • “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

    Commentary:
    “Shopping carts may be the only real place where ‘treat yourself’ becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂”

  • I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf”

  • If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

    Commentary:
    “When they realize you’re not coming back, cue the plot twist they’ll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit”

  • Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

    Commentary:
    “Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst”

  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

    Commentary:
    Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the “ignore” button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here’s to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit

  • Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals”

  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

    Commentary:
    “Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night’s regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳”

  • Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

    Commentary:
    “Remember, you’re not just any water – you’re Fiji water! 💧💎 Don’t settle for pond-level treatment, because you’re pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦”

  • Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic case of “Do unto others as they do unto you, and watch them suddenly develop amnesia!” It seems some individuals prefer to dish it out rather than take it in return. It’s like they’re expecting a one-way street with a detour sign when it comes to equal treatment!

  • Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It’s a tough choice, but hey, at least you’ll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!”

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