I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. Posted on7 hours ago
Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby. Posted on15 hours ago
When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Posted on22 hours ago
On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last. Posted on2 days ago
I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. Posted on3 days ago
The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Posted on4 days ago
Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Posted on5 days ago