33 Funny treat quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

  Commentary:
  Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

  Commentary:
  "Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

  Commentary:
  "When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

  Commentary:
  "Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  "Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳"

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