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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

2 weeks ago

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

1 month ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

1 month ago

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

1 month ago

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

2 months ago

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

2 months ago

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

3 months ago

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

3 months ago

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

3 months ago

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

3 months ago

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

3 months ago

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

3 months ago

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

3 months ago

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

3 months ago

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

3 months ago

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

3 months ago

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

3 months ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

3 months ago

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

3 months ago