31 Funny treat quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

  Commentary:
  "Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

  Commentary:
  "When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

  Commentary:
  "Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  "Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "Do unto others as they do unto you, and watch them suddenly develop amnesia!" It seems some individuals prefer to dish it out rather than take it in return. It's like they're expecting a one-way street with a detour sign when it comes to equal treatment!

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