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Funny quotes
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24 Funny treat quotes
The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
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Mar 18, 2025
Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?
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Mar 18, 2025
Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!
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Mar 17, 2025
Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.
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Feb 25, 2025
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
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Feb 25, 2025
Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.
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Feb 1, 2025
Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.
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Feb 1, 2025
Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
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Feb 1, 2025
I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.
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Jan 28, 2025
People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.
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Jan 28, 2025
According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.
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Jan 28, 2025
I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.
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Jan 26, 2025
If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
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Jan 26, 2025
If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.
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Jan 25, 2025
Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.
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Jan 25, 2025
I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
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Jan 23, 2025
Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”
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Jan 23, 2025
Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.
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Jan 23, 2025
When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
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Jan 23, 2025
On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.
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Jan 22, 2025
I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
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Jan 21, 2025
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
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Jan 21, 2025
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
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Jan 20, 2025
The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
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Jan 20, 2025