82 Funny try quotes

• I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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  4 weeks ago

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• I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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  4 weeks ago

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• If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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  4 weeks ago

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• Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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  4 weeks ago

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• When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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  4 weeks ago

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