Wordgag ツ

5 months ago
Share →: Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.
5 months ago
Share →: They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Commentary:
"Warning: Professional mischief maker on the loose! 🚨🤪 Watch out, I'll be bringing the chaos and laughs to your doorstep in 3… 2… 1! 🏠😂 #NeighborhoodTroublemaker"
5 months ago
Share →: Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤣 It's no surprise that Grok gives off those "I might eat you" vibes. 🍴 Maybe Grok just needs a hug… or maybe a snack. Watch out for that one! 🦖 #GrokTheHungry
5 months ago
Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
5 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Commentary:
🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
6 months ago
Share →: Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Commentary:
"Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱💥 Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? 😼😂 Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m ready to try another planet.

Commentary:
🌏🚀 "Earth has been fun and all, but have you seen the reviews on Mars? I heard they have out-of-this-world Wi-Fi and zero traffic jams! 😂👽 Ready to pack my bags and start a new adventure on another planet!" 🌌👾
6 months ago
Share →: One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Commentary:
"Too busy faking productivity to engage in real conversations 😅💼 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Commentary:
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"