19 Funny weeks quotes

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  24 hours ago

  Share →: Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

  Commentary:
  So true! It's like dating a Transformer, but without the cool car upgrade 😂🚗💥

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸‍♂️📉😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

  Commentary:
  "Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those kids might have to catch 'Puke-Achu' in real life instead of in a game 😅🤢 Better stock up on some potions and antidotes for that unexpected battle against the stomach flu! #ParentingAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "procrastination strategy"! Master of the art of delaying tasks until the very last moment 🤭⏳. Why rush when you can savor the sweet anticipation of looming deadlines, am I right? 🤣 #ProcrastinationGoals

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