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14 Funny weeks quotes

I don't want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Whoever's been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025