Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks. Posted on3 days ago
My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life. Posted on5 days ago
I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it. Posted on6 days ago
Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand. Posted on7 days ago
After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles. Posted on1 week ago
Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. Posted on1 week ago
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age. Posted on1 week ago
Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that. Posted on1 week ago
The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol. Posted on1 week ago