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21 Funny weeks quotes

Funny weeks quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your busy days πŸ˜‚πŸ“… Whether you’re surviving Monday blues or celebrating Friday vibes, these witty sayings bring laughter and lightness to every moment. Get ready to smile, share, and brighten up your week with some playful words that turn ordinary weeks into unforgettable adventures! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„βœ¨

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new PokΓ©mon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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