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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Live now on YouTube:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Just shared via WeChat:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Spotted on Slack:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Just shared via X:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Spotted on Slack:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Seen just now on Slack:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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Funny while quotes bring a burst of laughter and wit to those moments when life feels a little too serious 😄✨ They’re perfect for adding a playful twist to your day, sparking smiles and good vibes everywhere! Whether you’re sharing with friends or just need a quick mood boost, these gems keep the fun rolling 🎉🤣 Get ready to chuckle and brighten your feed with some clever humor!

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Making waves on YouTube:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Seen just now on Slack:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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