237 Funny why quotes

• Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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• Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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• Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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• I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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• Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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  disaster, great, humor, iceberg, joke, just, lesson, lot, tip, Titanic, trouble, whole, why

• If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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  always, am, confusion, dollar, every, getting, going, humor, i, ID, irony, know, money, sarcasm, time, unexpected, why

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