90 Funny break quotes

• Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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  4 weeks ago

  away, before, break, breaking, cook, cooking, food, half, humor, i, italian, joke, kitchen, pasta, spaghetti, tradition

• I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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  4 weeks ago

  after, always, break, day, day off, humor, i, Monday, rest, should, Sunday, think, weekend, work, work break

• It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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  4 weeks ago

  again, before, break, breath, breathe, humor, humor quote, moment, nice, reality, relaxation, resilience, stress, wind

• Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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  4 weeks ago

  bathroom, bathroom break, break, company, company time, humor, office, office supply, procrastination, steal, supply, take, theft, time, why, work, work humor, workplace, workplace humor

• Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, answer, break, carnival, children, fun, fun activity, gaggle, humor, party, piñata, playful, violence

• That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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  4 weeks ago

  break, cancel, canceled, free, free time, gift, gods, humor, meeting, ping, relief, surprise, time, unexpected

• Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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  1 month ago

  adult, adults, balance, break, fun, job, jobs, relaxation, should, spring, spring break, vacation, work life, work-life balance

• My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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  1 month ago

  angel, break, divine, divine intervention, guardian, guardian angel, history, humor, intervention, irony, longest, procrastination, smoking, smoking break, taking

• It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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  1 month ago

  break, face, humor, introvert, just, need, party, social, talking, wall

• These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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  1 month ago

  break, funny observation, humor, lunch, lunch break, observation, relatability, time, weekend

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