19 Funny corner quotes

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  1 week ago

  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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  1 month ago

  alone, awkwardness, blair, Blair Witch, corner, dinner, family, humor, role, Thanksgiving, witch

• Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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  2 months ago

  baby, corner, discipline, humor, maybe, parenting, put, wants

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  2 months ago

  around, ask, awkward, awkward question, bag, corner, difference, dude, family, family life, funny moment, height, height difference, humor, life, moment, much, open, parenting, popcorn, question, sitting, snack, surreal, taller, teenager, walk

• How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, 3, ago, bed, bedtime, clean, cleaning, corner, distraction, five, hours, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, procrastination, room, six, something, stare, start, vintage

• Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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  2 months ago

  activity, coming, corner, escape, event, found, fun, fun activity, hide, hiding, humor, i, lights, noise, party, social, social event, us

• Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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  2 months ago

  always, arguing, black, black sheep, corner, culture, digital, digital culture, humor, internet, media, online, online platform, platform, satire, self-argument, sheep, social, social media, tech, tech humor, Twitter, web

• That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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  2 months ago

  bagel, cheese, corner, food, funny situation, goat, goat cheese, humor, me, moment, personal, personal moment, situation, spotlight

• My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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  2 months ago

  corner, Earth, girl, humor, joke, love, me, mother, relationship, round

• Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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  2 months ago

  corner, hatred, imagine, just, losing, me, religion, sitting, spotlight

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