13 Funny corner quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

  Commentary:
  Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's found their calling 🧀🥯 Who knew goat cheese could steal the spotlight so effortlessly? Don't worry, we all have our moments of culinary stardom in unexpected places! 🌟 #GoatCheeseGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  ⭐️🌍 "Well, looks like this poor guy is stuck on a spinning dilemma! 🔄🌏 Here's hoping he doesn't get too dizzy trying to find that girl in every corner! 🔄🚶‍♂️ Maybe he should invest in a good pair of walking shoes… or a globe! 🌐😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a true 'losing my religion' moment!🤣 Can you pass the popcorn while I enjoy my front-row seat to their haterade showcase?🍿🕺 #SpotlightStealer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

  Commentary:
  "When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

  Commentary:
  "🎵 That's me in the corner, 🎤 that's me in the spotlight, 🙀 begging for my cat's attention! 🐾 Who needs fame when you have a feline overlord ruling your life? 😹 #CatLife #AttentionSeeker"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

  Commentary:
  "Go ahead and try to hurt me…although I doubt your attempts will be as effective as a hip-height table corner! 💥😂 #Unbreakable #AdvantagesOfBeingTall"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we're just thinking, "Girl, please! Listen to your parents!" 🙅‍♀️ Maybe it's time for an updated remake: "Disciplined Dancing" featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's in dire need of CTRL+Z! 🤓💻 Don't worry, we've all been there – Ctrl, Alt, Delete, and try again! 🔄🤦‍♂️#RevisionWoeful"

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