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11 Funny corner quotes

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

1 month ago

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

1 month ago

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

2 months ago

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

3 months ago

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

3 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

3 months ago

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

3 months ago

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

3 months ago