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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”
My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.
I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.
My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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3 months ago
Share →: My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.
3 months ago
Share →: It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Commentary:
"Who knew just staying alive would require a monthly subscription fee? 💸💰 Living the expensive life one day at a time!"
3 months ago
Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Commentary:
"Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Commentary:
"Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved"
3 months ago
Share →: Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Commentary:
"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Commentary:
"I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"
3 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Commentary:
Ah, the perks of aging gracefully – stumbling into the bushes sober like a true pro! Who knew that growing older would come with such exciting surprises, like letting gravity do all the work for you. Embrace the graceful elegance of becoming one with nature, shrubbery and all!
3 months ago
Share →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's got some spelling and grammar policing to do this year! Remember, folks, even Santa needs some help deciphering those questionable Facebook posts. It's all fun and games until your present is a thesaurus!
3 months ago
Share →: A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate challenge – the 'Get Off the Couch' program. Step 1: Look at the couch longingly. Step 2: Contemplate the possibility of standing up. Step 3: Take a deep breath and consider the benefits of movement. Stay tuned for Step 12: Actually getting up… maybe."