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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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I disagree with my politics.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Share →: A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
3 weeks ago
Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
4 weeks ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
4 weeks ago
Share →: You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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"Looks like we're a couple of typographical opposites—guess we'll just have to 'LOL' about it! 😆😂 #HahaVsLol"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Cool times create cool guys.

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"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
1 month ago
Share →: There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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"When you mix up Ivy League with 'I Violate Laws' 🤦‍♂️🚔🎓"
1 month ago
Share →: A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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"Guess I've got a face for *all* occasions! 😎😂🕶️"
1 month ago
Share →: For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Commentary:
"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"
2 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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