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That's one way to avoid social media fame! 📸😆🔒
135 Funny keep quotes
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
