61 Funny less quotes

• I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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  7 days ago

  cook, cooking, humor, i, kitchen, less, love, mess, much, one-pot, one-pot recipe, pot, recipe, things, trying

• I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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  1 week ago

  bathroom, bodily, bodily function, control, drink, function, humor, i, less, need, pee, peeing, situation, water

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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  1 week ago

  bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year’s, yours

• I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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  1 week ago

  chores, cleaning, coming, hour, house, humor, i, just, less, maid, me, motivation, need, once, panic-cleaning, procrastination, someone, tell, visit, visitor, week

• The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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  1 week ago

  AI, jobs, less, smarter, wants

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  1 week ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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  1 week ago

  ahead, ahead of time, generation, generations, having, humor, i, less, people, person, previous, sex, show, study, time, young, young person

• The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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  1 week ago

  benevolent, computer, evil, humor, less, most, phone, screen, technology, TV

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  1 week ago

  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  1 week ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

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