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31 Funny less quotes

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

1 month ago

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

3 months ago

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

3 months ago

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

3 months ago

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

3 months ago

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

3 months ago

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

3 months ago

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

3 months ago

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

3 months ago

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

3 months ago

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

3 months ago

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

3 months ago

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

3 months ago

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

3 months ago

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

3 months ago

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

3 months ago