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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Shared recently on Reddit:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Making waves on Threads:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Shared recently on Slack:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Spotted on Slack:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Broadcasted on X:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Freshly posted on X:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Freshly posted on Threads:

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

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64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

54 shares on Threads this month:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Spotted on Threads:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Spotted on Instagram:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Trending via TikTok:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Making waves on Slack:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Just shared via YouTube:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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