39 Funny less quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

  Commentary:
  Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

  Commentary:
  Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? 🍷🥞😇

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑‍🦲👂✂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, mastering the Macarena doesn't come with a generous reward, unless you count confusing everyone at weddings as a valuable life skill 🕺🎶💃 #MacarenaFail"

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