57 Funny less quotes

• I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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  22 hours ago

  chores, cleaning, coming, hour, house, humor, i, just, less, maid, me, motivation, need, once, panic-cleaning, procrastination, someone, tell, visit, visitor, week

• The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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  2 weeks ago

  AI, jobs, less, smarter, wants

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  2 weeks ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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  3 weeks ago

  ahead, ahead of time, generation, generations, having, humor, i, less, people, person, previous, sex, show, study, time, young, young person

• The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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  4 weeks ago

  benevolent, computer, evil, humor, less, most, phone, screen, technology, TV

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 months ago

  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

• Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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  2 months ago

  adult, affair, affairs, again, call, desperate, humor, less, relationship, situationship, sounds, terminology

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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  2 months ago

  creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged

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