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31 Funny less quotes

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025