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50 Funny less quotes

Funny less quotes 😂 are like a comedy show without the punchline, leaving us to fill in the blanks with our own humor! 🌟 Dive into a world where the silence is golden and the giggles are endless, as we explore how less can truly be more in the realm of wit! 💡 Whether you’re crafting your own one-liners or just enjoying the pause before laughter, these moments prove that sometimes, it’s the spaces in between that are the most hilarious! 😜

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

1 week ago1 week ago

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

2 months ago2 months ago

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

2 months ago2 months ago

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

2 months ago2 months ago

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

2 months ago2 months ago

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

2 months ago2 months ago

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

2 months ago2 months ago

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

3 months ago3 months ago

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

3 months ago3 months ago

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

3 months ago3 months ago

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

3 months ago3 months ago

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

3 months ago3 months ago

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

4 months ago4 months ago

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

5 months ago5 months ago

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

5 months ago5 months ago

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Mar 18, 2025