Commentary:
"Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals"
16 Funny loud quotes
lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
Commentary:
"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"
Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
Commentary:
"Therapy is great for the mind, but nothing beats belting out a power ballad in your car for the soul! 🎤🚗 Who needs a therapist when you have your own private concert on wheels, right?"
I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.
Commentary:
"Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You're always welcome for those unsolicited 'You're welcome!' moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you've got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉"
If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.
Commentary:
"Oh, bless you and your loud sneezes that echo across the hemisphere like a symphony of nasal fanfare! 🤧🌍 Looks like you've got the globe covered with your sneeze game – world domination, one achoo at a time! 😂"
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the average person's sneeze travels at a speed of about 100 miles per hour? 🤧💨
I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.
Commentary:
Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️
If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.
Commentary:
🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"
My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.
Commentary:
🍽️ When your husband starts reading the menu out loud like it's the most thrilling novel in the world, you know you're in for a wild dining experience! 🙈 Who knew deciding between steak or chicken could be such an epic saga? Maybe we should start a support group for menu-reading partners! 🤣 #MenuMania
This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
Commentary:
🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡
“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic dilemma of modern society: Is that person really just using Bluetooth, or have they fully embraced the insanity of public soliloquies? 🤔🎧🤪 It's like a real-life game of "Guess the Tech or Guess the Heck"! 🤣🔊 Just another day in the unpredictable world of human behavior!