48 Funny loud quotes

• Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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  4 weeks ago

  anyone, blast, concern, dad, distraction, else, family, father, full, habit, house, humor, just, loud, phone, phones, video, videos, volume, watch

• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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  4 weeks ago

  arguing, argument, being, being right, communication, explaining, explanation, humor, just, loud, louder, right, sarcasm, why

• Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, dating, dumb, humor, i, intelligence, know, loud, me, nude, nudes, played, reading, send, video

• I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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  4 weeks ago

  accomplishment, communication, daily, daily life, feel, honesty, humor, i, inner, inner voice, life, loud, restraint, sarcasm, saying, self-control, thinking, thought, today, voice, witty

• On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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  4 weeks ago

  agenda, family, family vacation, internet, loud, parent, parents, read, reading, vacation

• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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  4 weeks ago

  act, advice, around, comedy, confidence, disguise, embarrassment, etiquette, face, farting, funny tips, humor, humor advice, just, key, loud, natural, people, prank, quick, social, social etiquette, tips

• Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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  4 weeks ago

  breathing, change, couple, everyone, everything, familiarity, humor, humor about love, long-term, loud, love, marriage, oh, relationship, too

• People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, anxiety, before, communication, conversation, day, humor, live, loneliness, loud, people, practice, should, social, social anxiety, speak, time

• That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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  4 weeks ago

  behavior, concept, humor, indoor, indoor voice, loud, noise, person, personality, social, voice, zero

• Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, blue, humor, i, listen, loud, music, neighbors, noise, playful, red, rhyme, rock, rock music, roses, too, violets

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