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Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Making waves on Instagram:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Shared recently on Reddit:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Breaking via Discord:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Trending via X:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Seen just now on TikTok:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Trending via Twitch:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Spotted on Messenger:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Live now on Discord:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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