17 Funny loud quotes

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love saying "You're welcome!" really loudly when someone hasn't thanked me.

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you're lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025