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6 months ago
Share →: Next to nothing is a weird place.

Commentary:
"Being in a state of 'next to nothing' is like straddling the fine line between existence and being a mysterious ninja ghost 👻. It's the limbo where your wallet feels after a shopping spree but before payday 😅💸. Welcome to the weird neighborhood of scarcity and surreal possibilities! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: I am not in a good place, geographically.

Commentary:
"Oh no, does that mean you're stuck in the Bermuda Rectangle, where all sense of direction disappears? 🗺️ Or perhaps you've accidentally wandered into the land of missing socks and misplaced keys! 🔍 Hang in there, hopefully Google Maps can guide your way to a better location! 📍"
6 months ago
Share →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Commentary:
"Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶‍♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"
6 months ago
Share →: When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Commentary:
"Seems like Hulk gets away with smashing things with style, while the rest of us get labeled as party-poopers. 🤷‍♂️ Guess it's all about who pulls off the green look better! 💪🏼💥 #HulkSaysSorryNotSorry"
6 months ago
Share →: A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Commentary:
"Nothing ruins a good lounging session like hearing bad news while swaying in a hammock 🌴😫 It's like, can't we save the negativity for when I'm in a more suitable position, like standing up or at least not half-asleep? 😂 #HammockHorror"
6 months ago
Share →: The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how the internet allows us to have virtual friends we'd never trust to feed our pets? 🤣🚪 #FriendshipOnTheWeb
6 months ago
Share →: Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Commentary:
Introverts be like "I know a place", but that place is always their cozy and peaceful sanctuary called home 🏡🤫 #IntrovertLife
6 months ago
Share →: Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – paying rent just to have a fancy spot for your hunger pains to throw a party 🏠💸🍽️ #LuxuryLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Commentary:
"Well, isn't that just life's special way of saying surprise, surprise! 🙃 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes another plot twist ready to stir things up! 🌪️ Hang in there, the merry-go-round of nonsense keeps spinning! 🎠 #LifeIsAJoke"
6 months ago
Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Commentary:
Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀